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Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary. (Penn Jillette)
A two-party system is way too good for those two parties. View quote
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Comedy is taken care of by a free market. View quote
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People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical. View quote
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Every day, TV, newspapers, and the Internet bombard us with a message that we're destroying the earth. Ice caps are melting, rivers are dying, polar bears are drowning, and trees are doing something. View quote
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I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things. View quote
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I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right. View quote
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We celebrities are desperate pigs. View quote
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I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand. View quote
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If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means. View quote
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Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me. (Penn Jillette)
TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows. View quote
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I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. View quote
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I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself. View quote
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Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him. View quote
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Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy. View quote
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When you tell other people to do stuff they don't know how to do, they tend to freak out. View quote
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Technology adds nothing to art. View quote
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Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you'd run a dry-cleaning business is also a really good idea. You shouldn't go into work like you're going on a date, like you're hanging out with friends. View quote
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Bob Barr is not crazy enough for my taste. View quote
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When I was a kid, politicians wanted to avoid talking about religion if they could. John F. Kennedy couldn't duck the issue, being Catholic and all. So how did he address it? By reminding Americans that religion shouldn't be an issue, that he was concentrating on big things like poverty and hunger and leading the space race. (Penn Jillette)
To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll show, I'd never seen a comic or a show. View quote
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'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog. View quote
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I get along so much better with fundamentalist Christians than I do with wishy-washy liberals, who want everyone to get along. View quote
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I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers. View quote
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