Kerry Jackson quotes - page 2

The fate of the nation is in my hands and I've got a booger. - as George W. Bush. (Kerry Jackson)
Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!? View quote
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I don't need to see Paxton's sack. View quote
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Famous people are delicious. View quote
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At what point do you shake it all about? View quote
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And now, the ABC After School Special, Raisins For Festus. View quote
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You love the bidet more than me. View quote
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Is that an ear trumpet in your lava-lava? View quote
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I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak. View quote
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You put this finger in the middle and wiggle it. View quote
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Food should not be origami. (Kerry Jackson)
Never stick your hand out and let someone squirt something into it unless you know what it is. View quote
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Where I come from they're just 'fun bags.' View quote
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Oh no! He's got him in the deadly Egyptian burger! View quote
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save that. View quote
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I'm a second-tier troll with powers to bewilder! View quote
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Don't spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe. View quote
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He's prejudiced against the toothless. View quote
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I'm so goth I crap bats. View quote
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It's like you put a turd in her mouth. View quote
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My 'down-there' is angry! (Kerry Jackson)
Sometimes the future isn't funny. View quote
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I'm on the 'Don't Spill The Margarita' ride." View quote
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Goodnight mom. View quote
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Oh! I need Syphilis! View quote
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