Kerry Jackson quotes

When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you. (Kerry Jackson)
You knew I was a pornographer when I climbed on your back. View quote
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My proctologist has The Thumb of Doom too. View quote
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It's revved for her pleasure. View quote
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Why do you think I always have a rubber glove? View quote
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Oh! My proscenium is killing me! View quote
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I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth. View quote
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities? View quote
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I can see it, but I can't make it move. View quote
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If Harry's wearing his cloak of invisibility, I guarantee he's not planting his wand. View quote
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Then your muff would be all wet. (Kerry Jackson)
This is discrimination against gay, nautically-themed cupcake mascots. View quote
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I hope he slams into the side of the mountain and cougars eat his face. View quote
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I gotta go make norbit. View quote
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You get first crack at the chicken balls if you get there early. View quote
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Goodnight everybody! View quote
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The baby is leaking! View quote
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We'll eat your gum. View quote
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I have a fresh muff. View quote
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If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife. View quote
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Sergeant Scruffy is very upset! (Kerry Jackson)
The power of Christ compels you to parry. View quote
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It smells funny, but it works. View quote
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I've got no hair on my danglies. View quote
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Clam jacket. View quote
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