D. L. Hughley quotes

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it. (D. L. Hughley)
Every group has its idiosyncrasies, but at a certain point we all are human. View quote
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Everybody wants to be great at something. View quote
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I think politics in general are just like a popularity contest but McCain is just... old. View quote
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No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. View quote
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They had this movie called Juno about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and it's nominated for an Oscar. That's an unusual experience for me, 'cause when a black girl gets pregnant it ain't no Oscar. It's social work and a box of condoms is what that is. View quote
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One of the most beautiful things in the world I've ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so little reason for them to laugh. View quote
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There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it. View quote
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I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me. View quote
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I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s. View quote
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The one thing women love more than money is power. (D. L. Hughley)
You know what so funny, this strike has been going on for a long time. It's lasted longer than the Civil Rights movement, what the hell is this? It's painfully obvious to me white people don't know how to protest. You need like an Al Sharpton, have a dream, go to the mountaintop, do something! View quote
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Debbie Reynolds died a day after her daughter [Carrie Fisher] did! Black Mama's don't die cuz they kids do! They cry and say God don't make no mistakes! View quote
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I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh. View quote
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It's really no different for me 'cause I work for BET so it's like the writers are always on strike. View quote
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