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Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it.
Tom Holt
It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger.
Tom Holt
Genies rarely have nightmares, for the same reason that elephants don't usually worry about being trampled underfoot. With the possible exception of bottles, there's nothing in the cosmos large enough or malicious enough to frighten them, or stupid enough to try.
Tom Holt
At any given time, ninety-nine-point-nine-five per cent of the human race are a confounded nuisance.
Tom Holt
In the beginning was the Word. Nobody knows what it actually was, although it would be nice to think that it was 'Sorry.
Tom Holt
Good guys is just a fancy way of saying Us. Bad guys is only ever Them.
Tom Holt
Between the town of Giles, to the north of the Tomkinson Range, and Forrest in the Nullarbor Plain, lies the Great Victorian Desert. It is hot, arid, desolate and merciless; and whatever the Creator had in mind when He made it that way, it most certainly wasn't human beings. It's a really awful place to be if you've got toothache.
Tom Holt
Talking to yourself is a sign of madness. Talking to yourself, dead, is class.
Tom Holt
That's it?' Boamund said. 'Basically, yes,' the hermit replied. 'I've left out Helmut von Moltke and the Peace of Nikolsburg, and maybe I skated over the Benelux customs union a bit, but I think you've got the essentials there. Anything you're not sure about, you can look up in the book.
Tom Holt
I'm an archaeologist,' said Hildy. 'I dig up the past.' The King raised an eyebrow. 'You mean you refresh old quarrels and keep alive old grievances? Surely not.
Tom Holt
He didn't smile - he was from Yorkshire, after all - but in some inner chamber of his heart he was satisfied.
Tom Holt
Vote!' [Saint] George rolled his eyes. 'This is an assassination, not a debating society.
Tom Holt
... and we have already seen how insurance is like a pyramid - (Huge, incomprehensible, hideously expensive, completely unnecessary and specifically designed only to be of benefit to you once you're dead?)
Tom Holt
I spy,' said the first mate, 'with my little eye, something beginning with W.
Tom Holt
Jason squared his shoulders, drew the Sword of - I couldn't give a toss what it's supposed to be called, he said to himself, I shall call it Freckles - and took one step forward.
Tom Holt
Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience. I don't and haven't, but that's my problem.
Tom Holt
American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957.
Tom Holt
Doesn't worry me,' Jane replied, I'm an accountant.
Tom Holt
Like, there's these new fundamentalist religious fanatics, some name like Meek Militant Action. Their aim's to inherit the Earth, provided nobody objects.
Tom Holt
Here and there a doorway or low arch concealed the occasional mugger, rapist or lawyer.
Tom Holt
The knight raises both eyebrows, like someone by Burne-Jones who's just trodden on something sharp. 'I am Prince Boamund, eldest son of King -' 'Boamund?' 'That's right,' says the knight, 'Boamund, eldest son of -' 'How do you spell that?' Boamund looks worried. Where he comes from you can take advanced falconry, or you can take spelling; not both. Guess which one he opted for.
Tom Holt
Ronnie Bosch sat in his studio, stared long and hard at his drawing board, and groaned.
Tom Holt
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