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(Dr. Paul Johns, animal linguist, on cats) It seems their entire language consists of two phrases, uttered with varying degrees of intensity: "Hurry that dinner, willya" and "Everything here is mine."
Nicole Hollander
(Sylvia) A really good haircut is as effective in changing one's life as A) 3 months of psychotherapy. B) 6 months of psychotherapy.
Nicole Hollander
(Voice on television) Mom, can a douche make you feel more confident? (Sylvia) Not like a good stock portfolio.
Nicole Hollander
(Television) The brain is differently wired in men and women. (Sylvia) In men, the wires are loose.
Nicole Hollander
(Cat) So she says I can't have catnip any more because it's like a drug. So, like, what's she worried about: I'm not going to do well in school or what?
Nicole Hollander
(Wicked witch hexing babies) Women of future generations will have undreamt of career opportunities. You two will use yours to despoil the environment.
Nicole Hollander
(Woman in office) Help, I am a rich woman being kept prisoner in a working woman's body.
Nicole Hollander
(Voice on television) Honey, I love you, but I got to be moving on. (Sylvia) Break his kneecaps.
Nicole Hollander
(Television) A recent study concludes that women over 40 have statistically as much chance of getting killed by a terrorist as of getting married. (Sylvia) And would rather.
Nicole Hollander
(Sylvia to Venusian Gernif): What would happen if you wore a dress? Well, some people would invite you to parties. And some people would attempt to beat you to death.
Nicole Hollander
(Sylvia) You almost never see a real lady popping out of a cake.
Nicole Hollander
(Man at bar) You know the kind of woman I could really go for?... Someone intelligent, witty, passionate about her work, totally involved in life, and willing to give it all up for me.
Nicole Hollander
(Cartoon title) A cat being cured of hairballs through a television ministry. (Voice on television) Place your right paw on the screen.
Nicole Hollander
(Man in bar) Can you imagine a world without men? (Sylvia) No crime, and lots of happy, fat women.
Nicole Hollander
(Young girl rejecting Devil's attempt to purchase her soul) Bag your face.... You set off the smoke detector, ham breath.
Nicole Hollander
Television news announcer) The Senate passed a bill today that would outlaw abortion unless the doctor's life is in danger. **(p. 30.
Nicole Hollander
(Voice on television) Midol relives the special pain that women get (Sylvia) when they realize they picked the wrong man, again.
Nicole Hollander
(Cat in bed) The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago recently identified a new species of fish...virtually extinct in the wild, and they haven't even named it yet. I dreamt I ate it.
Nicole Hollander
(Television) With men or boys at home, your bathroom needs cleaning every day. (Sylvia) Not if you bolt the door.
Nicole Hollander
(Sylvia at typewriter) "Superwoman." The definition is 1. A woman who has supernatural powers and uses them to fight evil. 2. A woman who has supernatural powers and uses them to combine a family and a career.
Nicole Hollander
(Television) Being a woman is as much a state of mind as a state of being. (Sylvia) Right. You stop paying attention, you might turn into a tuna.
Nicole Hollander
(Bartender Harry) What's your ethnic background? (Sylvia) Woman.
Nicole Hollander
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