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My grandmother used to say before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses make sure you're not on about the muck on your own her glasses were filthy.
John Hegley
From Bradford Yorkshire to Bristol Temple Meads you don't have to change your underwear but you have to change at Leeds.
John Hegley
This winter I hope you get a splinter if you make a toboggan and it is a mahog'un.
John Hegley