Ricky Gervais quotes - page 4

Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you'll burn in hell. (Ricky Gervais)
If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things. View quote
Ricky Gervais
The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese. View quote
Ricky Gervais
It's a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It's the opposite. We have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for. View quote
Ricky Gervais
Where there's a will - there's a relative! View quote
Ricky Gervais
The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn't. It's not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can't have your own facts. View quote
Ricky Gervais
Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them. View quote
Ricky Gervais
Body language is more powerful than words. View quote
Ricky Gervais
I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens. View quote
Ricky Gervais
Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it's not funny. View quote
Ricky Gervais
Try something. And never be afraid to fail. That failure is useful too. It's just another building block. (Ricky Gervais)
Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better. View quote
Ricky Gervais
Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school. Yours, Science. View quote
Ricky Gervais
I'm a militant fundamentalist atheist. I'm going to get on a crowded train, unbutton my coat and say rational things. People will be hurt. View quote
Ricky Gervais
I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling? View quote
Ricky Gervais
The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life & let others spend their time criticising. View quote
Ricky Gervais
Piracy doesn't kill music, boy bands do. View quote
Ricky Gervais
Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals. View quote
Ricky Gervais
I went to university with no money. I can't understand a society that wouldn't give a poor person the same opportunity as a rich person. View quote
Ricky Gervais
I think everyone has the ability to be loved. View quote
Ricky Gervais
Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins. (Ricky Gervais)
I think what makes us human is those choices - whether to tell the truth or not. View quote
Ricky Gervais
Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary. View quote
Ricky Gervais
Everyday life is interesting enough, whether it be in an office or being ignored on the set of something supposedly more glamorous. View quote
Ricky Gervais
I'm not from around these parts. I'm from a little place called England: we used to run the world before you. View quote
Ricky Gervais