Ricky Gervais quotes - page 3

I find comedy easy, and I find drama exciting and tantalising. (Ricky Gervais)
Believe it or not, I work out regularly. View quote
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I think being nice is more important than being clever. View quote
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I think it's important to hold a mirror up to society and yourself. View quote
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I don't do karaoke. I don't dance, even at weddings. I'm the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine. View quote
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Cynicism, to me, is trying to make people as unhappy as you are. View quote
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You can laugh at anything. It depends on the joke. View quote
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Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming! View quote
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I haven't had my teeth fixed, I haven't had a hair transplant. I haven't had a skin peel, tummy tuck. I've done literally nothing. View quote
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The only thing that really depresses me is animal cruelty. View quote
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I'd much rather eat exactly what I want, and then burn it off, than diet. (Ricky Gervais)
I've got re-addicted to normal people, which is the loveliest thing to write about. View quote
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I think I'm pretty self-aware. View quote
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Oh, let's face it: I hate everything in others. View quote
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People now live their lives like an open wound to be famous - they do bad things because they're rewarded for it. View quote
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Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got. View quote
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It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!! View quote
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Remember, no one can hurt your feelings without your permission. View quote
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We shouldn't even need the word 'atheism'. If people didn't invent ridiculous imaginary gods, rational people wouldn't have to deny them. View quote
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Unlike religious people, I look at all religions equally. View quote
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You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what that is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say 'I did that.' (Ricky Gervais)
Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks. View quote
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Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer. View quote
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The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself. View quote
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I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg. View quote
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