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Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.
Ricky Gervais
Animals are not here for us to do as we please with. We are not their superiors, we are their equals. We are their family. Be kind to them.
Ricky Gervais
I think a comedian's job isn't just to make people laugh. I think it's to make people think.
Ricky Gervais
People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.
Ricky Gervais
Why buy a book when you can join a library.
Ricky Gervais
Be happy. It really annoys negative people.
Ricky Gervais
Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better.
Ricky Gervais
It's awful to think of people eating dogs, but some people eat pork. I don't, but some people do. And a pig is just like a dog, there is no difference between them.
Ricky Gervais
That's the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, in the end leads to liberation and dignity.
Ricky Gervais
I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.
Ricky Gervais
The grass isn't always greener on the other side!
Ricky Gervais
You won't burn in hell. But be nice anyway.
Ricky Gervais
The best advice I've ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they're doing either.'
Ricky Gervais
If you can laugh in the face of adversity, you're bullet-proof.
Ricky Gervais
Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down.
Ricky Gervais
When I see a headline ‘Guess who's going out with who?' I don't guess, and I don't click.
Ricky Gervais
That's the best thing about being dead. It's like being stupid. It's only painful for others.
Ricky Gervais
Remember, when someone says ‘you've changed,' it usually just means you've stopped living your life their way.
Ricky Gervais
If you try to please everyone you'll please no one.
Ricky Gervais
Beliefs do not change facts. Facts, if one is rational, should change beliefs.
Ricky Gervais
You have options. You can either continue to be miserable or you can just stop being angry at everyone and accept the way things are. Allow yourself to live.
Ricky Gervais
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