Janeane Garofalo quotes - page 2

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking. (Janeane Garofalo)

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.

Janeane Garofalo

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.

Janeane Garofalo

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.

Janeane Garofalo

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

Janeane Garofalo

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

Janeane Garofalo

Unbelievable! Unbelieveable! No stem-cell research. Can't have stem-cell research. Can't have reproductive rights. But by God we can bomb the shite out of anybody in the world! And we can have policies that are put forth by the World Trade Organization, and the International Monetary Fund, and the World Bank, and CAFTA and NAFTA that will destroy lives. That will destroy the environment. That will harm fetal development. I mean is it not insanity? Is it not so obvious at this point to some people, to most people rather that this Bush administration is now uh- comically! comically uhm --I don't even know what the word is! I can't think of the word! I can't think of words!

Janeane Garofalo

War is failure! When you are at war, you have failed! When you have gone to a war of choice and lied about it, you're a double-triple, triple-quadruple failure!

Janeane Garofalo

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

Janeane Garofalo

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

Janeane Garofalo

Patriot Act is in fact a conspiracy of the 43d Reich. (Janeane Garofalo)

German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There's this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, and when she speaks, it's so attractive. Maybe it's who's speaking it.

Janeane Garofalo

To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting.

Janeane Garofalo

I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook.

Janeane Garofalo

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Janeane Garofalo

I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job.

Janeane Garofalo

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

Janeane Garofalo

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.

Janeane Garofalo

I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.

Janeane Garofalo

You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.

Janeane Garofalo

I'm not a disciplined writer. (Janeane Garofalo)

My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.

Janeane Garofalo

I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why exactly.

Janeane Garofalo

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.

Janeane Garofalo

I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.

Janeane Garofalo

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