Kinky Friedman quotes - page 3

A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. (Kinky Friedman)
I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. View quote
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics. View quote
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People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it. View quote
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Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other. View quote
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day. View quote
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Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education. View quote
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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry I'm running against apathy. View quote
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain. View quote
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