Kinky Friedman quotes

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. (Kinky Friedman)
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. View quote
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. View quote
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive. View quote
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I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. View quote
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I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. View quote
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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. View quote
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. View quote
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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. View quote
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror. View quote
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"Poly" means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites. (Kinky Friedman)
Young people are the key to this election. View quote
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. View quote
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. View quote
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. View quote
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? View quote
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma! View quote
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. View quote
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. View quote
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. View quote
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I see an issue I like, and I support it. (Kinky Friedman)
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. View quote
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We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. View quote
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If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus. View quote
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation. View quote
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