Gavin Free quotes

Do you know what I found out that blew my mouth? (Gavin Free)
OK, let's make some sweet, bunty little smubbles. View quote
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I will kill all of you. All the ghosts will come. View quote
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Would you be upset if you found out your dog was just a robot and it was being driven by a lizard? View quote
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People like grapes. View quote
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The sky is bigger than the ground. View quote
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Jack's got an asshole like a clown's pocket. View quote
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I tried to bang Ray in my house, and bloody there was somebody already in there. View quote
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Usually when Geoff punches me, he's smiling. There was no smiles. It was pure rage. View quote
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A pig never forgets, Ryan. They actually are pretty smart, I think, pigs. They can play pong or something. View quote
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Do you actually control what your brain says? (Gavin Free)
Rich people always smell good. View quote
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Does rocks float on lava? View quote
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Monty, I'm not attracted to dudes. But if I had a boner for you, it's really trying right now. View quote
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If you sleep upside down, do you dream upside down? View quote
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Maybe we can shake the life back into him. View quote
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I've created the Tower of Pimps. Everyone worship me. View quote
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Dogs hate lettuce. View quote
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If you were a whale, water would be smaller. View quote
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Let's just hope I don't find any more turtles, 'cause it is really getting me depressed. View quote
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I drank holy water blessed by the pope. It was mingin'. (Gavin Free)
Would you be friends with me if I didn't have an arsehole? View quote
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We'll have an office suck-off. View quote
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I'm feeling lucky! View quote
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If we have the smegging compass, Jeremy, you don't need to look at the farting sun. View quote
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