Redd Foxx quotes

If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you're on the toilet. (Redd Foxx)
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. View quote
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Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America - that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved. View quote
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My first wife, I'll never forget her - and I've tried. View quote
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This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey! View quote
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The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be. View quote
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Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. View quote
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I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know. View quote
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We were poor. If I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't have had nothing to play with. View quote
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Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top. View quote
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Love. Hygiene. That's the important thing. Hygiene. The toughest thing in the world: [you] have to turn to your mate one night and say: "You gotta wash your ass!" Shit. Knowing how difficult it is, I said it for you : You Gotta Wash Your Ass. (Redd Foxx)