Jeff Foxworthy quotes - page 4

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. (Jeff Foxworthy)
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. View quote
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I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living, ... I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right. View quote
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You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the Dirt for Sale sign in the front yard. View quote
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[describing the aftermath of a singles' party] It looked like "Jonestown: The Morning After"! You're trying to wake up people you've never met before. "Hey, Man With No Pants and a Fireman Helmet On... please get up. I gotta go to work. Alright, lock the door when you leave. I just got a new sofa, I don't want anything to happen to it."1. View quote
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[having his Camaro repossessed] He said, "Mr. Foxworthy, I'm from the bank, and unless you have $500, I am taking the Camaro with me." I got mad! I said, "$500?! Who keeps that kinda cash on them?" He said, "You can't write me a check?" I said, "No, I -- a check? Hell yeah, I can write you a check! I thought you needed money. Tell you what, I'm just gonna pay the whole thing off right now! I'm gonna be a congressman when I grow up." View quote
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[about rental car employees who ask if he wants the additional insurance]. View quote
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