Flavor Flav quotes

I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on. (Flavor Flav)
I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns.
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The hype man's job is to get everybody out of their seats and on the dance floor to have a good time.
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Best advice that I ever got is to do whatever it takes to make myself happy, so that I'll be able to make others happy. If I'm not happy, I can't make other people happy.
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I remember rap music. We used to party and dance off of it. Today it's all about a whole different angle... Rappers are going against each other, and it's more of a bragging, boasting thing.
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One thing you can't do with babies, you can't give them steak.
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I'm not doing no more 'Flavor of Loves.' I'm trying to grow. I don't want to stay on the same page. You can't stay on the same page in order to get to the next chap.
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I got a lot happening, a whole lot, and it's not always easy being me.
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I have over a hundred clocks. I've got fancy clocks and clocks from all over the world that people made for me.
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I got my degree in culinary arts in 1978.
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I set our house on fire when I was a little child playing with lighters. Boy, did I burn the place down! (Flavor Flav)
When I was in jail, I was a lot of people's favorite person. I practically ran the jail. I had more freedom than the police.
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I just want to show the world it's never too late to get your diploma, and show kids they should stay in school and not wait until you're old to get it.
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If anyone wants to know what the definition of 'dope' means, it's: 'Definition of Public Enemy.
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Doing scripted acting is a challenge to me. I can't remember things too good, so remembering lines is a challenge to your boy.
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What I'm trying to do is put back into rap music what's missing - which is the good part, the fun part, that party part.
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I try and spend a lot of time with my kids. I try and have fun with my kids. I try to put father time in there.
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I worked as a head cook at courthouses and high schools. I left it behind when I started getting into my music real heavy.
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Honestly, Flav is not much of a video game player these days. BUT, I used to spend hours on Time Crisis. I beat all levels, man.
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My parents owned a soul food diner. It inspired me to go to culinary school.
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We never broke up. As long as I'm living and as long as Chuck D is living, Public Enemy is always going to be alive. (Flavor Flav)
Back in the day, when the D.J. would be playing a record, Id be on the mic trying to hype up the crowd. So once Public Enemy became a rap group, I decided that thats the role that I wanted to take on. I wanted to be the one that was hyping, because Ive always been good at it. I can hype up any crowd.
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What was crucial to the partnership, it should be noted, is that Flavor Flav was a clown - in the tradition of the best black comics - yet he was a clown with consciousness, empowered with knowledge of self, an entirely different persona from the "Stepin Fetchit" and "Sambo" stereotypes of subservient and uncouth black Americans. Flavor Flav was and is a fool, but a fool on a mission. On the cover of Nation of Millions, he wears a gigantic clock as a medallion - a preposterous getup - yet it is designed to illustrate, through a comic medium, that time is indeed running out.
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Yeah boyeee!
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Well let me tell you like this, the rap scene right now has taken its own course and its own direction because you have so many rap records of all different calibers coming out. And me, I favor everybody, I like everybody and the reason why is because I want everyone to Favor Flav. If I favor one certain rapper or one certain singer then only one certain singer/rappers are going to favor Flav. So me, I'm just a friendly ghost and not only that I'm a musician. I like all kinds of music. And everybody making records right now is definitely respected by Flav and for all you new comers just starting to make records: welcome aboard.
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