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The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to put it back again!
Michael Flanders
One of the great problems of the world today is undoubtedly this problem of not being able to talk to scientists, because we don't understand science; they can't talk to us because they don't understand anything else, poor dears.
Michael Flanders
Eating people is wrong...
Michael Flanders
Hold very tight please Ting ting.
Michael Flanders
Son, son, I admire your sincerity. Always be sincere - whether you mean it or not.
Michael Flanders
Pity the poor old rhino with A bodger on its bonce.
Michael Flanders
And all the world over, each nation's the same; They've simply no mission of playing the game. They argue with umpires - they cheer when they've won And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun. The English are moral, the English are good And clever, and modest, and misunderstood!
Michael Flanders
I'm a g-nu, I'm a g-nu, The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo.
Michael Flanders
The bottle-nosed whale is a furlong long, And likewise wise But headstrong strong.
Michael Flanders
The English, the English, the English are best - I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest!
Michael Flanders