Tina Fey quotes - page 3

Bill O'Reilly settled his sexual harassment suit out-of-court this week. This is what he had to say about it on Thursday's O'Reilly Factor: This brutal ordeal is now officially over and I will never speak of it again. But I will! 'Cause I like the part about you wanting to rub falafel on that lady's boobs and the part about how you love vibrators, and the part about how you believed it when a prostitute told you you had a big penis? I love all those parts and I'm gonna keep talkin' about them. A lot. (Tina Fey)
We're all comedy fans in my family. My parents mainly wouldn't let me watch stuff that was either annoying to them, or just garbage. My dad wouldn't let us watch 'The Flintstones' if he was home, because he said it was a rip-off of 'The Honeymooners'. But he would let us stay up really late in the summer and watch old 'Honeymooners'. View quote
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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny. View quote
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Do your thing and don't care if they like it. View quote
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I have a suspicion that the definition of "crazy" in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to f*** [sleep with her] anymore. View quote
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part. View quote
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It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good as you can, people will be able to pay attention to what your actually saying. View quote
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To me YES, AND means don't be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you're adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile. View quote
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If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes. View quote
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If you are capable people are happy to play with you. View quote
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You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see you, and so they kind of know what they're in for. In television, you are sort of sneaking into people's homes. So, I think you can be a little bit darker on stage. (Tina Fey)
It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time. View quote
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They made a porn movie about Sarah Palin, and the same actress, Lisa Ann, played me in the porn version of 30 Rock. View quote
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So, Alec Baldwin; great actor or greatest actor? View quote
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Do the NBC bigheads really pay attention to these message boards? View quote
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You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone. View quote
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I don't want to be somebody else. View quote
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I am extremely square and obedient in nature! View quote
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Doing one movie every two years is about all I can handle 'cause, being the creator at '30 Rock', my year there starts in the middle of June and goes back around until March. View quote
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I never get to go to movies, because I'm a mom. View quote
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I want to spend time with Oprah, and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen. (Tina Fey)
I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey. View quote
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities. View quote
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I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my mom's only instruction was 'You just go in and pull the big Republican lever.' That's my welcome to adulthood. She's like, 'No, don't even read it. Just pull the Republican lever. View quote
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Trying to be a leader in a sort of very atypical workplace like 'Saturday Night Live' forces you to realize that no one wants you to be their leader. If you can help them get their thing on TV or whatever, they want that. But no adult is looking for a role model. View quote
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