Craig Ferguson quotes - page 6

There's just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of what's actually, physically, going on. (Craig Ferguson)
I always wanted to make motion pictures, ever since I was a wee boy, and I was 32, and time was marching on. I met a guy who said, 'Come out to Hollywood for 10 days, and I'll get you a deal.' So I figured, 'OK, 10 days.' On the 10th day, he got me a development deal with Disney, not for a lot of money, but it allowed me to make the move. View quote
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I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. View quote
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My pilot's license. I'm proud of that. View quote
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The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful. View quote
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If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in. View quote
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When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die. View quote
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass. View quote
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They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding bikes. I suddenly felt a long way from the best a man could get and I thought it would be nice to get from there to the best. View quote
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I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you. View quote
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A lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself. (Craig Ferguson)
I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living. View quote
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I wanted to be a rock star. View quote
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I try and live my life in bite-size chunks. View quote
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I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now. View quote
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I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained. View quote
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I realized women and humor were linked very closely. View quote
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I just do my thing and try each show to be more honest about why I am and who I am. It's quite tricky and actually nerve-racking to do that. It's kind of a happy train wreck. View quote
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Historically, when Americans don't know what to do next, they go to Paris. Benjamin Franklin is like: 'What am I going to do now? I'll go to Paris!' View quote
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I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they'd have to really suck. View quote
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The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes. (Craig Ferguson)
I am probably a pseudo-intellectual. View quote
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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don't know for sure. View quote
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Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child. View quote
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A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre. View quote
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