Craig Ferguson quotes

I did have a love for literature that overpowered my hatred of the people who taught it, and I think because I had no respect for the teachers, their attitude didn't poison the writing that I was discovering for myself. (Craig Ferguson)
That's the thing about terrorism - it works. Especially for the terrorists - they might not get what they want but it feels damn good trying. View quote
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Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit rock bottom? View quote
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I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't. View quote
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Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself. View quote
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Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love. View quote
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Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you'll make it. View quote
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I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie. View quote
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Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form. View quote
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Time is only linear for engineers and referees. View quote
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Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations. (Craig Ferguson)
The devil is not abroad at night in the form of a cat or a wolf or any other animal. He lives eternally in the hearts of men. View quote
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I dont know how to add things to my own wikipedia page. View quote
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It's a great day for America, everybody! It's Monday, woo. View quote
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Confession is a sacred rite enhanced by allegory, exaggeration, and lies. View quote
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Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt. View quote
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Between safety and adventure I choose adventure. View quote
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I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction... And the only customer. View quote
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Change is the nature of God's mind, and resistance to it is the source of great pain. View quote
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I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing [sic] me. View quote
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That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself. (Craig Ferguson)
The problem with suicide is that it seems so flamboyant. It's camp. You have to be a bit of a drama queen to ever seriously consider it. View quote
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Love at first sight is not rare, in fact it is extremely common, it happens to some people a few times a year. The feeling of "what if” when meeting the eyes of a stranger can be love unrecognized. View quote
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'. View quote
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When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English. View quote
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