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Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot. (Jimmy Fallon)
L.A., it's nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I think of nighttime, I think of Times Square and Broadway and nightlife and the city that never sleeps. View quote
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If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. View quote
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When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be. View quote
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Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. View quote
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I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos. View quote
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I like being absurd. Being silly. View quote
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Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.' View quote
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I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed. View quote
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Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. View quote
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I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep. (Jimmy Fallon)
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox. View quote
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The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all. View quote
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You can't reinvent the wheel. I remember when we first started out at 'Late Night,' we were trying to hire directors, and this guy was like, 'I see you behind a glass desk.' I don't. And he's like, 'Yeah, the glass desk.' I go, 'I don't really see me as a glass desk guy.' View quote
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We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something. View quote
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Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, 'Thank you?' View quote
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Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports. View quote
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Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model. View quote
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I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story. View quote
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I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists. View quote
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I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy. (Jimmy Fallon)
I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic. View quote
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I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous. View quote
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I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year. View quote
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It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy. View quote
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