Jimmy Fallon quotes

Don't Keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. (Jimmy Fallon)
Honestly, it's the greatest show on television. It's live. It's topical. It makes you laugh. It's just a great vibe. View quote
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Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. View quote
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'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it. View quote
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The economy is so bad, Pat Sajak had to take out a home loan just to buy a vowel! View quote
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Actually, it's tough, because he's not really screwing up. He seems to be doing a good job, but we're there just in case - the first time he does anything. View quote
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The economy is so bad, instead of paying for heat, people are huddling around exploding Samsung phones just for the warmth! View quote
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The economy is so bad, the Obamas just listed Abraham Lincoln's bedroom on AirBnB! View quote
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Thank you... Apple, for adding a camera to the iPod Nano. Now it's just like the iPhone except it can't make calls. So basically, it's just like the iPhone. View quote
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My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can't dribble on grass. View quote
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Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves. (Jimmy Fallon)
Everyone looks so much better when they smile. View quote
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There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing. View quote
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You only think of the best comeback when you leave. View quote
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'Moldova: Yes or No?' That's a great app, and we actually used the geo-locator on your phone, so if you are in Moldova, it will say 'Yes, you're in Moldova.' I'm so excited. People need that. That's the whole point. The whole reason you buy a $500 phone is to see if you are... in Moldova. Or not. View quote
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This week, NBC told us five years in advance that Conan O'Brien will take over for Jay Leno, but the network still hasn't said who'll take over for Jimmy Fallon this weekend. View quote
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I like doing energetic things. View quote
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I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive. View quote
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I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' View quote
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I read one chapter of a book and put it down. Thank God for Kindle. View quote
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I honestly, purposely have not gone to therapy because I know some crazy stuff's going to be dragged up and, you know, I'll be like, 'Wait, what?' (Jimmy Fallon)
Thank you... preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering. I appreciate it. Thank you. View quote
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Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking. View quote
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Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you. View quote
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In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing. View quote
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