Mike Epps quotes - page 2

With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men sitting around the house waiting on the social security check. (Mike Epps)
The whole Miami Heat team is my least my favorite athlete. Why? Because they keep beating my Pacers. View quote
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I've been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don't even think that way no more. I feel good, too, that I'm changed. Now I feel regular. I feel like I'm supposed to. View quote
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You know how Hollywood is: They just follow suit. View quote
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I would love to play Magnum P.I. View quote
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On 'Friday,' I had a big trailer, and we would have a barbecue going and music playing. It was a fun set. There was too much involved for 'The Hangover' to be a fun set. They're trying to get money. View quote
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Cedric, man, it's like if I'm working with you, like I'm sitting here now talking to you, I want to get along with you. That's how I am. I feel like if I get along with you, the work will be splendid. View quote
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I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me. View quote
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Well, I think Hollywood, to be quite honest, I think they've run out of material. View quote
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They lockin' old white cookbook bitches up! View quote
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