Paul DiLascia quotes

...your 90MHz Pentium won't have any trouble doing arithmetic (except for certain divisions). (Paul DiLascia)
... why are you doing these things? Don't. (1993/12)
Paul DiLascia
.. play Beethovens Fifth Symphony if the user clicks the control that contains 'Da-da-da-dum.
Paul DiLascia
Everything is hunky-dory and your program works fine.
Paul DiLascia
What are you doing, anyway? Writing code for IBM?
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Pretty simple. Except for one little problem: it doesn't work!
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But hey, I only work here. Besides, it works.
Paul DiLascia
Sometimes it really is easy to program MFC.
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... [some code] looks disgusting, but that's life. (1993/6)
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That's left as an exercise for the reader.
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It may seem kludgy, but hey - it works! (1994/3) (Paul DiLascia)
Isn't C++ wonderful?.
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...my Trusty Friends in Redmond...
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To be honest, there's something a little weird about this.
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...this baroque language...
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Reusability, man. (1995/10)
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A bug! A bug! Isn't it just so satisfying to discover bugs in other people's programs? Especially people from Microsoft. I don't know why, it's probably some kind of Freudian code-envy thing.
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Does that remind you of anything? No? Give up?
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If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know who wrote it.
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... you'll screw everything up. (1994/10)
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The implementation is brainless (various) (Paul DiLascia)
...a fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy...
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.. I'll be laughing when I'm old and and all my programmer friends have gone alexic from staring at too many tiny pixels.
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Stop beating your head, you might hurt yourself.
Paul DiLascia
...yucky assembly language mucky-muck.
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