Brandon DiCamillo quotes

The most important element of breaking into a house is a flashlight, a flashlight will keep ya' on target. You don't wanna be stummblin' around, and it will make it a lot crista-crystal-cleaner and crystal like surranwrap you... I'll never tell you a lie 'cause we're gonna get you through this successfully and you wanna have all the stuff were givin' ya now. (Brandon DiCamillo)
[Brandon farts in Bam's face, and Bam runs away.] What? do you run for fun? View quote
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Sir Henry you haven't been asked a question for a while. And I'm not going to ask you one. View quote
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Ralph could you please sit down and behave yourself or we are going to have to throw you out. As a matter of fact Ralph can you leave right now?....Ok sit down. View quote
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Well I couldn't just fly there, Ape... View quote
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Oh it's Parked Teriffically, for PT. View quote
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Lynyrd Skynyrd ain't the only one with a sweet home... Alabama. View quote
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I will better the film, [Honking car horn] For the good, [Honking car horn] Of the film. View quote
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(Brandon) "I would do anything for corn." (April Margera) "Well I think corn just did something for you." View quote
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have you ever seen a brazillian zorse? View quote
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Lunch special 8.99, kids eat free....... shit. (Brandon DiCamillo)
Well that wraps up another episode, let me tell ya, balls are good and eels are delicious and I'm sitting here with two hot ass bitches, I'll see ya next week if my name is Norm. View quote
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