Ellen DeGeneres quotes - page 3

It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success. (Ellen DeGeneres)
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. View quote
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I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. View quote
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Be kind to one another. Bye, bye. View quote
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We focus so much on our differences, and that is creating, I think, a lot of chaos and negativity and bullying in the world. And I think if everybody focused on what we all have in common - which is - we all want to be happy. View quote
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We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed. View quote
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You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic. View quote
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The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head. View quote
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Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on. View quote
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Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days. View quote
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Sometimes the greatest things are the most embarrassing. (Ellen DeGeneres)
Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log. View quote
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I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush. View quote
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I think beauty comes from actually knowing who you are. That's real beauty to me. View quote
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Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen. View quote
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You just have to keep driving down the road. It's going to bend and curve and you'll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going. View quote
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Haters are my motivators. View quote
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One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine. View quote
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I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day. View quote
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It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves. View quote
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What would bug the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews? (Ellen DeGeneres)
Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks. View quote
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Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.' Ellen: 'No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman. View quote
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Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex. View quote
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I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? View quote
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