Quentin Crisp quotes

Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbours. (Quentin Crisp)
The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. View quote
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Life was a funny thing that occurred on the way to the grave. View quote
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Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. View quote
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The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us. View quote
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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe? View quote
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There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know; the third is that you can't think what to do with the long winter evenings. View quote
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. View quote
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There was no need to do any housework at all. After four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. View quote
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An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing. View quote
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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. (Quentin Crisp)
This woman did not fly to extremes she lived there. View quote
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If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family. View quote
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However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police. View quote
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The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right. View quote
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Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level. View quote
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I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum. View quote
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Sex is the last refuge of the miserable. View quote
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If you describe things as better than they are, you are considered to be a romantic if you describe things as worse than they are, you will be called a realist and if you describe things exactly as they are, you will be thought of as a satirist. View quote
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The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency. View quote
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It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style. (Quentin Crisp)
My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it. View quote
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All liaisons between homosexuals are conducted as though they were between a chorus girl and a bishop. In some cases both parties think they are bishops. View quote
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I found that I had become so spinsterish that I was made neurotic not only by my life of domesticity but by the slightest derangement of my room. I would burst into a fit of weeping if the kettle was not facing due east. View quote
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I became one of the stately homos of England. View quote
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