Tré Cool quotes

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song. (Tré Cool)
I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents. View quote
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I get mad when people are against pot. View quote
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It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts. View quote
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I don't want you to get the wrong idea, not all liberals smoke lettuce. View quote
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Roll, roll, roll a joint, twist it at the end, light it up, take a puff, pass it to you're friend. View quote
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I can count to four and repeat. I'm a drummer. View quote
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Rock and roll outfits, commence! View quote
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I'm the finger fucker. View quote
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Condoms are for sailors. View quote
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No man can eat 50 eggs! (Tré Cool)
I can suck my own! View quote
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Get it in ya! Chocolate milk, bitch! View quote
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I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck. View quote
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The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls. View quote
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The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today. View quote
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I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go. View quote
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It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo. View quote
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I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg. View quote
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I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation. View quote
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I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful. (Tré Cool)
You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way! View quote
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Tré Cool plays the drums in Green Day, and he snorts [he sniffs] donut sprinkles, and [wipes his nose]... oh, that's a sweet drain. View quote
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You know, I'm just gonna take your microphone, and stick in the microwave, and turn it on. View quote
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I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you. View quote
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