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The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea.
Rick Cook
It is a pity the universe doesn't use a segmented architecture with a protected mode!
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Programming is like pinball. The reward for doing it well is the opportunity to do it again.
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Murphy said, 'Constants aren't', and Murphy was apparently one of the gods of this universe.
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"The question is, is that a bug or a feature?" Karl asked.
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The law of similarity made any map a magical instrument.
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Wiz thought about what it would be like to work with a computer that killed the programmer every time it crashed and shuddered.
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What happened, get lost in the directory tree again?
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Always secure your files, you never know who is lurking about.
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What was that?" Jerry asked, peering over the edge. "I think it was a ninja dwarf." Wiz said wonderingly...
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It's how you get rid of cats. You get a 500-pound parakeet and teach it to say, "Here, kitty kitty kitty."
Rick Cook
Never ask them for an explanation. You only end up worse confused.
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Judith looked at the demons and shook her head. "I'm glad we didn't build four processors. I'm not sure I could take a barbershop quartet!"
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"We learned dwarves are not meant to fly." came a voice from the edge of the circle.
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It's always the details that get you in trouble.
Rick Cook
As flat as an open can of coke, left on a programmer's desk over the weekend.
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