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I'm a late-night guy.
Dane Cook
I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.
Dane Cook
I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
Dane Cook
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
Dane Cook
I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
Dane Cook
Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doin' 80?!
Dane Cook
When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
Dane Cook
Start each day out the holy way.. with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH.... and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful'
Dane Cook
In the year 3000, everything will be instant.
Dane Cook
The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.
Dane Cook
My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'
Dane Cook
I was not a silly kid or outgoing. In fact, I suffered from quite a bit of anxiety. I used to have panic attacks when I was a teenager, really incapacitating moments, because I had some phobias.
Dane Cook
I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.
Dane Cook
My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now.
Dane Cook
People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.
Dane Cook
There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes.
Dane Cook
I could take my time, and nobody was pressuring me to be a headliner. I could go up there, find my voice, and figure out what I wanted to do.
Dane Cook
This is a dream come true. HBO is the highest echelon in the world for a stand-up comedian to attain. Throughout my career I've trusted my instincts to lead me down the right path, and I am honored to work together with this network while contributing to the legacy that is HBO.
Dane Cook
I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.
Dane Cook
I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.
Dane Cook
I do try to keep my show very improvisational. I don't work off a set list; I like to keep it more in the moment. I like to have information about where I'm going, what might be happening in that particular region as well. I like for people to feel like the show is for them.
Dane Cook
When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
Dane Cook
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