Darby Conley quotes

Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle. (Darby Conley)
Bucky Katt: A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.
Darby Conley
It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Darby Conley
Sometimes it's good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more.
Darby Conley
it is true that you may fool all the people some of the time, you can fool some of the people all the time, but you can not fool all of the people all the time... dogs, on the other hand, with them all you need to do is flick your wrist and they run off looking for some stupid tennis ball.
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You can wordify anything, if you just verb it.
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Ooh, get 'im off me, Satchel!
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He's an FBI Bomb Dog!!! Do you know how cool that is?! That's the people equivalent of like if Paul Newman was a fire fighting, baby kissing rock square!
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I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
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I think... therefore I am annoyed.
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I tell ya, man, your cat is officially out of control. He really gives new meaning to the term tempest in a teapot. (Darby Conley)
OK, monkey, it's just you and me... I'll give you time to pray to your big, filthy monkey god before I food you.
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Holy cow! You were totally right-- whipped cream ROCKS!
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This IS the line for the hydrant, right?
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Ahhhh... Satchel, my boy, there's nothin' like a tuna smoothie on a hot summer day...
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Robert, you are so wrong, philosophers weep at the sound of your voice.
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Thank you, o can opener, for this can which you are about to open. You are truly a beautiful can opener, and though I am not worthy of you, I love you.
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Friends... Romans... Countrymen... leave me alone. (Famous cat quotes)
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Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (Famous cat quotes)
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Robert, after spending 48 hours with this fish, we have transcended the conventional "food-to-consumer" relationship. This fish is now my friend.
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I call this "Ode to a Pigeon": Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me?! (Darby Conley)
Now you listen to me, you little party favor, I'm sick of your rotten attitude! I let you call me names and push me around because I consider you my friend, but I'm sure that if I wanted to, I could throw you around like a chew toy!!!
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Oh, Bucky... You're so tiny, yet you're such a massive nutjob...
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Is that drooling problem you have due to genetic inbreeding, or are you just really attracted to me? (Example 1 of why Bucky isn't allowed out in public)
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Ohhh, your real name is "Brad"?! I only knew you by what Rob calls you around the house: "big dumb *#%$". (Example 2 of why Satchel isn't allowed outside)
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