Joey Comeau quotes - page 2

You've spent every penny going out for adventures, and you expect the people back home to be your safety net. I know that, but again and again I get restless, and I need to just sell everything and take off, and I tell myself that I won't rely on people to catch me afterwards, but of course, they're always there, and they always catch me, because they love me whether I'm stupid or not. (Joey Comeau)
There are jobs I could work, temp jobs, call center jobs, tech support, if I had to. I have before, and I suspect that there will be times in my life when I have to get those jobs again, when I have to make ends meet. But I don't have another career waiting for me. I don't want another career. View quote
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Now I feel I am ready to face a world with sharp corners and all. I feel I am ready to come to work for Abrasion Enterprises. View quote
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Sometimes Margaret tells herself that there's a moral difference between killing kittens for no reason and what she does. View quote
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DEATH TO THE CARTOON HETEROSEXUAL PARADIGM. View quote
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Sometimes I think dent-resistant side panels are a waste of money, but then I remember ladies be always throwing themselves at my car, and titties can wreak havoc on a paint job. View quote
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The depression and suicidal fantasies of three years ago are nothing but a memory to me now. View quote
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My other pro-tolerance message is also condescending. View quote
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I had a shirt made up that says, "I consistently make poor life choices." The shirt was not very popular. View quote
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I'm tired of the moral high ground. We've already got more than our share of Gandhis in "the movement". We need a General Patton. No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor bastard die for HIS country. View quote
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We need a new Mario game where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try to push down that sick feeling in your stomach telling you she's "damaged goods," a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex-negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom, "Do you still love me?" and you pretend to be asleep. You press A button rhythmically, to control your breath, to keep even. (Joey Comeau)
Now, I recognize that these are very real possibilities." I said. "But let's pretend for a second that they aren't. View quote
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Fuck politics. I just want to burn shit down. View quote
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