Joey Comeau quotes

Romance is all about making a story out of our love. (Joey Comeau)
Be the trouble you want to see in the world. View quote
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When the end comes, I hope it's as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we've never seen before. View quote
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I want to make something, and I want people to know I made it. View quote
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If at first you don't succeed...run. View quote
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Alzheimer's disease is death before death, and I'm terrified of it. View quote
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I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic. View quote
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There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women. View quote
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I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story. View quote
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I'd rather die terrified than live forever. View quote
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...There's a romance to danger. There's a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of those things can be used to make the STORY of our lives better. (Joey Comeau)
When I played "doctor" I played to win. View quote
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I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices. View quote
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The family that prays together, still probably dies in the fire. View quote
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Listening to music that I hate calms me down. View quote
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I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut. View quote
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Well, it's possible to be mentally ill and rational. View quote
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Her face is bent out of shape, but still recognizable. There are too many teeth in her mouth, now. It is torn open at the sides. Split along her cheeks, so the weird jagged stones of her teeth can breathe. View quote
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My dead family and I are in your debt, and I long to help you in any way I can. View quote
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...You'll never find someone calling A Softer World good natured. I don't think we do a completely bleak comic, but good natured just isn't a way you could ever describe it. Or my novels. Not the way I want. View quote
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My problem is that I can't come unless Johnny Cash is playing. (Joey Comeau)
The world needs balance, and if I have to be unbalanced to supply it then so be it. View quote
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I HAD A PROBLEM. View quote
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Live for today you retarded little shit. The end is near. View quote
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You say catastrophe, I say, fuck yes. View quote
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