Eoin Colfer quotes - page 5

...to be injured on this tundra would lead to a quick and painful death-or at the very least abject humiliation before the popping flashes of the tourist season's tail end, which was slightly less painful than a painful death, but lasted longer. (Eoin Colfer)
Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone. View quote
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But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart. View quote
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Together we will be unstoppable. View quote
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People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You're a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died. View quote
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Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both? View quote
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The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet. View quote
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Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right. View quote
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Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of course it was a bluff and the commander was a secret fan of his, unless it was a double bluff and she really did feel antagonistic. View quote
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We lost the crickets. View quote
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I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today." He leaned in close and whispered, "I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you. (Eoin Colfer)
A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again. View quote
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Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface. View quote
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I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal. View quote
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That was all he said, except for "Aaaeerrgghhh." Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed "Aaaeerrgghhh" was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist. View quote
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Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight. View quote
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What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf? View quote
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I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders. View quote
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Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon. View quote
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Don't feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers. View quote
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This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives at one end and an enthralled but still highly skilled police officer at the other. (Eoin Colfer)
A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder. View quote
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If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void. View quote
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The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask. View quote
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You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue. View quote
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