Eoin Colfer quotes - page 4

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old. (Eoin Colfer)
Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show. View quote
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You need to stop thinking with your head, Mud Boy, and start thinking with your heart.” Artemis sighed. The heart was an organ for pumping oxygen-rich blood to the cells. It could no more think than an apple could tap-dance. View quote
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Connor Broekhart was born to fly, or more accurately he was born flying. View quote
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I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up. View quote
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Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole. View quote
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Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers. View quote
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Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed with magic Holly leaned down and kissed Artemis, magic sparking around the contact like tiny fireworks. View quote
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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble. View quote
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gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius. View quote
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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink. (Eoin Colfer)
When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises. View quote
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Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander. View quote
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Foaly twitched his tail contentedly. Genius. No point in being humble about it. View quote
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When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero? View quote
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Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy. View quote
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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud. View quote
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Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss? View quote
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Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here? View quote
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs. View quote
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal. (Eoin Colfer)
Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder. View quote
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Scientists are the enemies of tradition, and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny. View quote
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As a child, Zaphod had been diagnosed with ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflactulance Disorder (not to mention) A Bit Thick. View quote
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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl. View quote
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