Jack T. Chick quotes - page 2

Bob: Adolph Hitler was never excommunicated as a Catholic for his crimes against the Jews. Instead, the Vatican considered him to be a hero. (Jack T. Chick)
Mr. Weiss: I know that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of the living God. View quote
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It took guts for Noah to build the ark because it had never rained. Got watered the earth with a mist. View quote
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The documents proving the ark existed were given to a Russian soldier to deliver to the Czar. When he reached Moscow, he was captured by the Communists. Rumor has it he was shot, and the documents fell into the hands of Trotsky, the Communist leader. All the documents disappeared! View quote
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Boy dressed as the devil: Everybody's afraid of the devil! Girl: Not me! Boy dressed as a ghost: How come? Girl: Because Jesus loves me and the devil is afraid of Jesus. View quote
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Bob: To God, homosexuality is no joke! View quote
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Holy Joe: And on the day of judgment everything will be replayed, even your thoughts. View quote
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John: [S]piritually, you're as dead as a doorknob and heading straight for hell!. View quote
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John: We're all like zombies. The spirits inside our souls are dead, thanks to Adam. View quote
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By nature, we're Adam's children - not God's. Because of Adam's sin, his kids became sinners, and spiritually children of the devil. View quote
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The biggest sin is unbelief. God wants us to believe Him. But we rebel against God when we refuse to trust Him. (Jack T. Chick)
God's gift of forgiveness and eternal life in heaven is absolutely free! View quote
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I'm sure the pope will have seen this movie by next week. View quote
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Cop: Stinking straight! View quote
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