Chevy Chase quotes - page 2

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. (Chevy Chase)
If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want.
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Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.
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[Chevy falls down, and gets up]LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!
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What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.
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Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign.
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You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
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I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.
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My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.
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The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there.
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There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful. (Chevy Chase)
We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs.
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They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase.
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Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.
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