Chevy Chase quotes

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not. (Chevy Chase)
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. View quote
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Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money. View quote
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I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking. View quote
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All my children inherited perfect pitch. View quote
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The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land. View quote
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I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good. View quote
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I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't. View quote
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It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it. View quote
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I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington. View quote
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The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching. (Chevy Chase)
Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming. View quote
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I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars. View quote
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Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand. View quote
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Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default. View quote
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I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film. View quote
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I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. View quote
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Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars. View quote
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I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies. View quote
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It was my understanding that there would be no math. View quote
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With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend. (Chevy Chase)
It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering. View quote
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The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was. View quote
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I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now. View quote
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You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts. View quote
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