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Johnny Carson quotes - page 2
We're more effective than birth control pills.
Johnny Carson
A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.
Johnny Carson
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called sucking up to the stars.
Johnny Carson
I am one of the lucky people in the world; I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.
Johnny Carson
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