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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them. (Louis C.K.)
If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it. View quote
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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work. View quote
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There's no such thing as a cheap laugh. View quote
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I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women. View quote
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When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.' View quote
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I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out. View quote
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My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes. View quote
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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen. View quote
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Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue. View quote
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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much. (Louis C.K.)
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from her every day, and you do, you know, you run down the list, and it feels very much like a chore. View quote
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To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me. View quote
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I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now. View quote
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One time, I threw a candy wrapper on the street. I was with a friend who said to me, You just littered on the street! Don't you care about the environment? And I thought about it, and I said, You know what? This isn't the environment. This is New York City. New York City is not the environment. New York City is a giant piece of litter. Next to Mexico City, it's the shittiest piece of litter in the world. Just a pussy, runny, smokin', stinkin' piece of litter. View quote
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I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard. View quote
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I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk. View quote
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My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people. View quote
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I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school. View quote
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I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die. View quote
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You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.' (Louis C.K.)
When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.' View quote
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You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented. View quote
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I love comedians. They're my community. View quote
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody. View quote
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