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Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance. (Louis C.K.)
I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad. View quote
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To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction. View quote
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I like all ladies of all different ages. View quote
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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that. View quote
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Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me. View quote
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I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through. View quote
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I could never sit down and write jokes. View quote
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It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive. View quote
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There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say. View quote
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A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much. (Louis C.K.)
A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together. View quote
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People don't talk to me on airplanes. View quote
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it. View quote
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I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about. View quote
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I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system. View quote
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I would rather be with my kids than anybody else. View quote
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When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes. View quote
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Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people. View quote
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I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from. View quote
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To me, art supplies are always okay to buy. (Louis C.K.)
Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.' View quote
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I just don't trust any of it. Every time I read something about how there's been another ridiculous climb of the Dow Jones, there's a part of me that goes, "This can't be good.” None of this is real money. You know what I mean? It's not like there's actually more of anything. It's just ideas. When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well. View quote
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To me, comedies are usually the least funny movies. Movies that are actually a comedy are usually not all that funny. To me Goodfellas and Raging Bull are two of the funniest movies I ever saw. [Vulture, 2010]. View quote
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Sometimes I just want to tell a story regardless of whether it fits what the show is saying. I've been in a lot of writing rooms where somebody says an idea and everyone's dying, like laughing so they're delirious. It's like a black hole in a good way, everything starts to fall into it, you know what I mean. View quote
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