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I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven. (Jim Butcher)
I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children. View quote
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When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching -- they are your family. View quote
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The human mind is not a terribly logical or consistent place. View quote
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In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge! View quote
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There's more magic in a baby's first giggle than in any firestorm a wizard can conjure up, and don't let anyone tell you any different. View quote
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There are bad things in the world. There's no getting away from that. But that doesn't mean nothing can be done about them. You can't abandon life just because it's scary, and just because sometimes you get hurt. View quote
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But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything. View quote
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Thomas Raith: An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not getting chased by flying purple pyromaniac gorillas hurling incendiary poo. View quote
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You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me. View quote
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I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts. (Jim Butcher)
Polka will never die. View quote
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Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect. View quote
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There's nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more... secure. View quote
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Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut? View quote
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Even in winter, the cold isn't always bitter, and not every day is cruel. View quote
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Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been. View quote
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If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment," Murphy interrupted, "I will break your arm in eleven places. View quote
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I've had a tense couple of days. And I've got to tell you, burning someone's face off sounds like a great way to relax. View quote
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A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two... succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course. View quote
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My hair had grown out long and shaggy-not in that sexy-young-rock-star kind of way but in that time-to-take-Rover-to-the-groomer kind of way. (Jim Butcher)
That's the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. "You couldn't spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus. View quote
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Carlos Ramirez: Everyone else who lets me ride on their dinosaur calls me Carlos. View quote
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Everything was perfectly healthy and normal here in Denial Land. View quote
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And thrice do I say to thee... bite me. View quote
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