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You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony. (Jim Butcher)
I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you. View quote
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Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave. View quote
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But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil, damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness . . .. . . which could obviously be redeemed only by passing through the fiery, cleansing inferno of a wizardly digestive tract. View quote
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Hell's bells. I don't call him the Fist of God as a pet name, folks. View quote
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Don'tthe Lord, Harry. It's disrespectful. View quote
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Revenge is like sex, Mister Dresden. It's best when it comes on slow, quiet, until it all seems inexorable. View quote
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Hush, Harry. Or you'll go to the special hell." I blinked at that, confused. I'm not supposed to be the guy who doesn't get the reference joke, dammit. View quote
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Tiny, but fierce! View quote
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You can be as sincere as hell and still be wrong. View quote
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You destroy buildings, fight monsters openly in the streets of the city, work with the police, show up in newspapers, advertise in the phone book, and ride zombie dinosaurs down Michigan Avenue, and think that you work in the shadows? Be reasonable. (Jim Butcher)
I'd gone with my usual option. I was running through long tunnels filled with demons and monsters and nightmares, because it was easier than going to the gym. View quote
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The Blue Beetle was not a clown car," I said severely. "It was a machine of justice. View quote
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Some men fall from grace. Some are pushed. View quote
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Kid. You just made the last mistake of your life.' 'God,' I said. 'I. View quote
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I'd had a key to the marina's locks at one time, but I'd lost track of it when I got shot, drowned, died, got revived into a coma, haunted my friends for a while, and then woke up in Mab's bed. (My life. Hell's bells.) View quote
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beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy. View quote
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Each creature had something it excelled at, he supposed. Humans could manage knots easily, and cats could do everything else. View quote
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I grunted. "She's not a delicate princess,” I said. "She's a warrior. Warriors have enemies. Sometimes warriors get hurt.” I felt my jaws clench. "And then their friends even things up. View quote
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There are moments in your life that, when you look back at them, you realize were perfect. View quote
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My imagination needs therapy. (Jim Butcher)
Michael smiled at me a little. "You're a good man, Harry. But you're making the same mistake Nicodemus always has-and the same one Karrin did.” "What mistake?” "You all think the critical word in the phrase ‘Sword of Faith' is ‘sword. View quote
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It's one of the things that makes us different than they are, Harry. The blood on their hands does not make it right to bloody my own. My choices are measured against my own soul. Not against the stains on theirs. View quote
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Monsters are born of pain, and grief, and loss, and anger. Your heart is full of them.- -"And?" And it makes you vulnerable. View quote
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Nice try?” Butters said. "Mister, where I come from, there is no try. View quote
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