Derren Brown quotes

The single most valuable human trait, the one quality every schoolchild and adult should be taught to nurture, is, quite simply, kindness. (Derren Brown)
I control the conditions so my testers become my testees. View quote
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The desire to impress is an efficient means of bringing out one's least impressive qualities. View quote
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Dull magic is a collection of tricks: great magic should sting. View quote
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A diner having a row with a waiter in a swanky restaurant chills the blood in a way that a quarrel over a pizza order elsewhere would never do. Compassion is rarely the custom of the privileged. View quote
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Each of us is leading a difficult life, and when we meet people we are seeing only a tiny part of the thinnest veneer of their complex, troubled existences. To practice anything other than kindness towards them, to treat them in any way save generously, is to quietly deny their humanity. View quote
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'By a man's boots, by his trouser knee, by his cuffs, by his coat tails, by all of these things a man's calling is plainly revealed.' Words spoken there by Sherlock Holmes, I believe... although it may have been Westlife. View quote
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If a piece of 'alternative medicine' can be shown to work reliably, it ceases to become alternative. It just becomes medicine. View quote
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By the end of the tonight, all but one of these students will be dead. That's not true. I'd give them about a week. View quote
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Our tendency to think that we're not predictable is probably one of our more predictable traits. View quote
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My techniques are concerned with reading signals from people, tiny unconscious clues that betray their thoughts. I tend to see it like a game... (Derren Brown)
A lot of the justification psychics give is that ‘well, it comforts people' and my feeling on that is, well, if they're lies, who are you to decide that your lies are what people need to hear to comfort them. I think it's a twisted logic. And I think that the reasons... if you've lost somebody dear to you and I'm trampling all over those memories telling you that they're here now saying this and that, that's none of my business. And if I'm just doing it because I can earn some money out of it... and when you watch these people at work so much of it is ego. Some of mediums at these spiritualist churches – especially the ones that aren't so good – they just look like second rate stage hypnotists that you might see in a pub in Corfu. It's horrendous. That I find really quite ugly. View quote
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Uninformed strong opinions - and I particularly include religious ones, which for some reason get special treatment - are of course mere clusters of prejudices and no more appropriate than mine, yours or anyone else's are on topics we don't understand - as worthless as my opinions on hockey, Noel Edmonds or rimming. View quote
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I had to get up at five in the morning to push that man around the market and the only reason why I do this job, my only motivation, is that I don't have to get up early - and I didn't even get a free apple. Bastards. View quote
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Music is arguably the most affecting of the arts; intelligible to all people yet untranslatable into any other idiom. To Schopenhauer it was a direct expression of the ‘world will'... and was good when he had guests over. View quote
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Now I know what you are thinking; "how did he know what was drawn in the envelope?” Clearly, I must have detected in his voice the accent of my home town, Bristol, so he's only going to be thinking of a tractor or marrying your own sister. A tractor's easier to draw so Bob's your uncle... and your Dad. And you'd be right. View quote
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People are always saying, "Can you use your skills to get extraordinarily beautiful women into bed?” Well... yes, yes I can. View quote
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All told, kindness is not fashionable. View quote
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In the next episode you'll see two people draw a picture of an angel and notice when they do that they draw the angel from a particularly secular perspective. And I'm certainly not one to begin to criticise the religio-artistic viewpoint of my two charming volunteers but it does make you stop and think what spiritually vacuous times we live in when two young people instinctively draw an angel with a halo attached to the back of its head with a stick. View quote
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Paul [McKenna] and I have been working on making each other's hair fall out for years now, with some success. View quote
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So, what I do is a mixture of genuine psychological technique as well as all the chicanery and showmanship of the magician but it was enormously tempting to see what a clinical psychologist would make of it. (Derren Brown)
Do you think astrologists, palm readers and the like can really tell everything about you? That your personality can be read from your birth date, your hand or from sensing vibrations? Very possible. View quote
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Jean-Eugène Robert-Houdin, the extraordinary father of modern conjuring, made the salient point that ‘a magician is an actor playing the part of a magician'. This is a very good description. However, an actor takes for granted how to create drama in every word, movement and look. The average magician is barely aware of its existence. View quote
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I should point out that I don't condone gambling of any sort unless you can cheat very effectively and stack the odds at least ninety percent on your favour, which is essentially what I'm doing here. View quote
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How many powerful memories are triggered by smell and taste? Your mother's old perfume, the smell your father's breath, the taste of the soap they'd make you eat. View quote
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