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It's not a crime to get drunk.
Joe Bob Briggs
Faith is like a kernel of wheat.
Joe Bob Briggs
There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.
Joe Bob Briggs
Speaking of things that'll make your head explode, "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" finally made it to the drive-in.
Joe Bob Briggs
The fifties were when people started coming down on "juvenile delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, and didn't act polite around older people.
Joe Bob Briggs
I made the mistake of watching "A. I." on cable the week they showed it about 792 times, and I ended up watching it every time it was on.
Joe Bob Briggs
If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'
Joe Bob Briggs
I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?
Joe Bob Briggs
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
Joe Bob Briggs
The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.
Joe Bob Briggs
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.
Joe Bob Briggs
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
Joe Bob Briggs
If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
Joe Bob Briggs
The man is ugly, the man is evil, and the man is in love. This is gonna be an American classic.
Joe Bob Briggs
Menahem Golan, the Israeli king of the ninja flick, announced he was producing the remake.
Joe Bob Briggs
Joe Bob says check it out.
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Joe Bob Briggs
I think we should take money from everyone," I told her, "regardless of their ability to pay. After all, this is America.
Joe Bob Briggs
In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.
Joe Bob Briggs
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
Joe Bob Briggs