Nigel Blackwell quotes

Car crime's low, the gun crime's lower, The town hall band CD, it's a grower, You never hear of folk getting knocked on the bonce, Although there was a drive-by shouting once, But there's a brass band everywhere, And I don't drive so I don't care, And as a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square, What's Chatteris if you're not there? (Nigel Blackwell)
Help me Mrs Medlicott, I don't know what to do, I've only got three bullets and there's four of Mötley Crüe. View quote
Nigel Blackwell
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets. View quote
Nigel Blackwell
Mention The Lord of the Rings just once more, and I'll more than likely kill you. View quote
Nigel Blackwell
There's no room for enigmas in built-up areas. View quote
Nigel Blackwell
The three men I admire most -- the father, son, and Mickie Most -- took the last train for the coast, and rendezvoused with Peter Glaze, to kill Don Maclean. View quote
Nigel Blackwell
No frills, handy for the hills, that's the way you spell New Mills. View quote
Nigel Blackwell