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If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.
Lewis Black
I get an idea about something. I just start thinking about it, and then I get onstage and I talk about it, and then I think about it some more and talk about it some more, and think about it some more and talk about it some more, until it starts to take a shape.
Lewis Black
I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to us during the summer. They can start talking again after Labor Day.
Lewis Black
I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.
Lewis Black
Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.
Lewis Black
I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.
Lewis Black
I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say.
Lewis Black
Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit.
Lewis Black
I'm constantly in fear of having a stroke.
Lewis Black
Being a playwright is like the equivalent of doing a jigsaw puzzle that has 1,500 pieces, and it's a jigsaw of a blue sky. Not a cloud in sight.
Lewis Black
I don't buy the 'at 60 it's great to have kids' thing. I don't buy the line that has been thrown down - 'You can have a kid at any time.' That doesn't mean you should.
Lewis Black
Parenting isn't just parenting your own child.
Lewis Black
One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger.
Lewis Black
When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.
Lewis Black
The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.
Lewis Black
Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
Lewis Black
I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.
Lewis Black
This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.
Lewis Black
Self-love is a big part of golf.
Lewis Black
I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.
Lewis Black
Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.
Lewis Black
My problem has always been with authority, and I'm sure if anybody understands that, it's people in uniform.
Lewis Black
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