Jack Black quotes

Y-y-you know what? Fine! Go ahead, join the Black Eyed Peas! I-I-I don't need you...I don't need anybody! (Jack Black)
Hey guys, there isn't gonna be a Plan B. You called me in to bring the thunder and that's what I'm gonna do. View quote
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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow. View quote
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When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world. View quote
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If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D. View quote
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When you think about rock at its origin, and you think of the Beatles and millions of kids screaming as loud as they can and running as fast as they can towards the Beatles, there's no one who is that kind of lightning rod, who commands that kind of power and has that kind of creative magma. View quote
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You know what I just realized? Jack Black... Jack White! [points to Jack White]. View quote
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[cries] I just want my friend back! View quote
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I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it's almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me. View quote
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It's great to be here at the VMA's! I know this show's been a little sketchy in the past. But there isn't gonna be any problems tonight...is there Eminem?! Not here, someone should've told me. View quote
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I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. (Jack Black)
We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it. View quote
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My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did. View quote
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I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools. View quote
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There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's something wrong with you. View quote
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I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie. View quote
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I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights. View quote
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There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it. View quote
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The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways. View quote
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My children are magical creatures and I love them to death. View quote
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I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really Joeled it up - there's some good periods of Joel; it's not all hot cheese. But I can't judge anyone else for their cheese. I've deep-sea dived in the Gouda. (Jack Black)
I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock. View quote
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Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan [for 2011]. View quote
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Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers. View quote
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The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be. View quote
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