Sandra Bernhard quotes

Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the earth. (Sandra Bernhard)
I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct. View quote
Sandra Bernhard
There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing. View quote
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Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness. View quote
Sandra Bernhard
I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming. View quote
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That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams. View quote
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My father was a proctologist; my mother was an abstract artist. That's how I view the world. View quote
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I like the energy of live performance. View quote
Sandra Bernhard
I don't believe in karma. View quote
Sandra Bernhard
I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have. View quote
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When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world? (Sandra Bernhard)
I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have. View quote
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There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed. View quote
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The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs. View quote
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At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore. View quote
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Gayness is a non-issue. View quote
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I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all. View quote
Sandra Bernhard
I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person. View quote
Sandra Bernhard
I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position. View quote
Sandra Bernhard
When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records. View quote
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When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself. (Sandra Bernhard)
Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty. View quote
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Madonna's got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being. View quote
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I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay. View quote
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I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved. View quote
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